ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

my favorite moment of reading was while reading the first book in the bartimaeus trilogy and things start getting insane and I start getting worried that the book is about to end until i realize there is almost 200 pages left and it stays awesome throughout. i could feel my body pumping adrenaline while reading that book and the rest of the trilogy

(Source: bookworldau)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

this really is the only way i can have a conversation with a girl on tinder

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

latenightseth:

The truth hurts.

when they’re making millions of dollars, i’m pretty sure they’ll get over it

Are you homophobic?

dynastylnoire:

jadathedirector:

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

^throwing hate around that isn’t deserved

» Asked by Anonymous

burgertv:

look what I found! it’s in Westminister,CA :)

they are gonna get soooo sued

ruinshit:

"say it ain’t cilantro" burger

(doesn’t come with cilantro…

because cilantro is terrible)

$5.95

whoever thinks of the burger of the day ideas is pretty awesome

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

if it was someone attractive i would start stuttering and have a nervous breakdown while texting everyone on how i should respond while she’s in front of me

(Source: vinebox)

this is seriously making me depressed. i’m floss

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

ash is such a bad trainer.

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

ash is such a bad trainer.

(Source: theslowpokewell)