My name is Blesson, I'm 21 years old. I post the funniest posts i've seen on the internet and sporadically selena gomez. I tend to add my unpopular opinions or comments when i'm trying to be funny for most posts.
eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her
Which one am i?
Yass she got them hips ! I dig it lmfao
this is leavanny’s pokedex description “Upon finding a small Pokémon, it weaves clothing for it from leaves, using the cutters on its arms and sticky silk.” the name of it’s first pokemon that it evolved from a second time is sewaddle and it’s description is “Since this Pokémon makes its own clothes out of leaves, it is a popular mascot for fashion designers.” and “This Pokémon makes clothes for itself. It chews up leaves and sews them with sticky thread extruded from its mouth.”
the professor is probably wondering why the chick is staring at her banana so intently
phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
one guy stored a crap load of semen. it’s really gross
Scarlett Johansson on Captain America: The Winter Soldier behind the scenes.