letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

Which one am i?



Yass she got them hips ! I dig it lmfao

this is leavanny’s pokedex description “Upon finding a small Pokémon, it weaves clothing for it from leaves, using the cutters on its arms and sticky silk.” the name of it’s first  pokemon that it evolved from a second time is sewaddle and it’s description is “Since this Pokémon makes its own clothes out of leaves, it is a popular mascot for fashion designers.” and “This Pokémon makes clothes for itself. It chews up leaves and sews them with sticky thread extruded from its mouth.”

letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

Which one am i?

Yass she got them hips ! I dig it lmfao

this is leavanny’s pokedex description “Upon finding a small Pokémon, it weaves clothing for it from leaves, using the cutters on its arms and sticky silk.” the name of it’s first  pokemon that it evolved from a second time is sewaddle and it’s description is “Since this Pokémon makes its own clothes out of leaves, it is a popular mascot for fashion designers.” and “This Pokémon makes clothes for itself. It chews up leaves and sews them with sticky thread extruded from its mouth.”

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letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

Which one am i?

letsnakesdance:

blessongeorge:

eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

Which one am i?

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eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

eevee’s cuteness is why I’ve almost leveled her up to 100 without evolving her

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the professor is probably wondering why the chick is staring at her banana so intently

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wth? does blastoise have an evolution?

wth? does blastoise have an evolution?

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crazyassblackgirlgifs:

fUCK

omg, i have spit all over my laptop screen

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suprchnk:

phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.

he ain’t have to go that hard like that.

comedycentralstandup:

Aziz Ansari is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

it’s annoying when ppl call me to tell me the address so i can put it in my gps. i have to keep asking them to repeat themselves. it’s so much easier to just text it to me

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

i don’t know how much more perfect it could be

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

i don’t know how much more perfect it could be

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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

one guy stored a crap load of semen. it’s really gross

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

one guy stored a crap load of semen. it’s really gross

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

that food looks gross

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Scarlett Johansson on Captain America: The Winter Soldier behind the scenes.

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