There’s going to be sub-machine guns, and boobies.
Whammy!!
he’s in game of thrones
(Source: gendrywaterss)
what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back
what if a cat made this post
what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things
most people don’t own bears
jeez
Canadians do.
I said people
(Source: bestrooftalkever)
Bang~~
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
(Source: macaronis)
these r really good, but not if u have alot of them at a time. i can’t eat it anymore because of my braces.
(Source: alc-oholic)
if some chick was on my car, i’d have been called the cops
(Source: rachetcitybitch)
the biggest twist in the whole story
My friend is soooo weird
I’m having trouble deciding if she’s being racist or not. she randomly messages me on facebook and i’m like hey wats up and then she tries to hook me up with some indian dude that she’s friends with. i’m like errr…okay. I was thinking that she thought i was gay for a second but she said that we’re both funny and indian and stuff. it was cracking me up so much though. Then she started saying that she wanted to invite her other indian friend and have a curry party. I enjoy racist jokes but I didn’t know if she was intentionally being racist so i didn’t know what to say. I got happy when she said that we were drinking. I thought she was setting me up on a date. I don’t get plans much and I’ll be free so I’m really looking forward to this.
I need to be studying for my math final. I know I’m going to pass but I don’t wanna get stumped during the test on any question.
sssexy. i should be studying
(Source: lickmycloyster)
